No Business Like Snow Business

We're having our first big snow storm of the year. I'm at the office, carefully planning my commute home. Snow was more fun when I only worried about how long Mom would let me roll around in it before making me come back inside.

Do you hear that? No, you don't, do you?

I just fixed my toilet, which has been running slowly for the better part of a year. At first I pretended it was a relaxing fountain trickling in the background. It takes me a long time to take action, but I attacked that little rubber stopper with a fury.

Sunday

The problem with Sundays is that by the time I'm finished napping, all the stores have closed, everyone has gone home and I have nothing to do.

No Hat Day?!

I work in a secure office. On Halloween, in lieu of masks that cover faces and pose security risks, we have a tradition of wearing funny, cool, or interesting hats to the office. I was looking forward to it this year, and had purchased a way cool Pirate hat at Wal~Mart. However, it seems like we're not doing it this year after all. That makes me sad.

You have to listen fast, but it sure is funny.

A member of my gaming forum linked to a review of Halo 3. I have no interest in Halo 3 whatsoever, however that review is wildly entertaining. I found myself digging through all of the reviews on the site. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Dating Pool

I found this very encouraging.


Then I cried.

Resident Fear

I watched Resident Evil this weekend - all three of them. Getting that much RE in such a short time, all the details of all the movies are very vivid in my mind. Here's my take.

Super Agent Alice fights to expose, stop, and eradicate evil weapons corporation. In the process she is subjected to repeated genetic manipulations which eventually grant her super powers. She is completely unafraid of man, woman, or undead beastie.

She is, however, quite afraid of bras and pants.